queenqueso:

Solas: may I have your hand

Inquisitor: w-what, no, we just met, I mean, you’re very nice and all but

Solas: No, I mean, if you die, can I have your hand, the green one.

Inquisitor: oh

(via cybernetdryad)

doctorwho:

rdppprmnt:

what do you call an ood that is older than a child but younger than an adult?

an oodolescent

you’re welcome

bessibels:

My ace pride includes disabled aces.
My ace pride includes asexual abuse survivors.
My ace pride includes aromantic people.
My ace pride includes sex-repulsed and celibate aces.

My ace pride doesn’t encourage aces to “compromise” in romantic relationships by agreeing to sex.
My ace pride doesn’t present this “compromise” as something non-aces can reasonably expect or ask for from ace partners.
My ace pride doesn’t prioritize the able-bodied, the romantic, or the sane.

(via thepageofhopes)

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

(via 69vantas)

zamii070:

when people from Arizona meet each other its instinctive to talk about how hot and shitty it is

(via 69vantas)

chuuni:

Did I ever tell you I am batty for crobat?

chuuni:

Did I ever tell you I am batty for crobat?

(via 69vantas)

smithnoble:

doctor who meme: two quotes (1/2)

When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

(via doctorwho)

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

(via kinkmaster-jordy)

me-za-me-ro:

Lilith

As a commander, ten years after the events of Awakening

And at her Calling, on the Deep Roads

(via messerehawke)