so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering
and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought
but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower
my mom thought something was wrong with me
okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case.
omg this is fantastic
That’s 3 puns at once how is that possible
Talking to My Brother
- Hank: Did you know the earth's core would be solid if it weren't for the heat generated by radioactive decay of nuclear isotopes?
- Me: That's kind of beautiful.
- Hank: hahaha
- Me: No, but the idea that decay is what makes life possible is deeply resonant.
- Hank: Well, it isn't decay in the traditional sense.
- Me: Shut up. I'm having a moment.
I like Dragon Age because I can be an elf and KILL ALL THE HOOMINS OPPRESSIN MAH RACE AND SHIT and I can be a casteless dwarf and BECOME A FUCKIN PARAGON and I can be a mage and BRING ABOUT THE MAGE REVOLUTION.
And in real life, all I can do is blog about racism and bigotry.
"Keep role playing I’m checking tumblr!"