What if I wrote my fanfiction in Italian? Could we just count that for my test grade instead?
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Do you guys know what I want? Scratch and sniff skirts. Like you’d never need to worry about perfume again, just wear whatever smell you’re feeling that day and BAM done